What do these three have in common?
If you answered tattooed lips, then give yourself a pat on the back.
A. The first photo is a mug shot of a parole violator spotted recently on The Smoking Gun. This “LADIES LOVE IT” faux mustache earned a description on the Huffington Post as “(without question) the stupidest tattoo ever seen” on April 28, 2010.
B. Not to be outdone, the second photo is of Anthony Brandon Gonzales who upped the ante by adding a tattooed goatee to complete his “EASTSIDE 13” tattoo. Mr. Gonzales was arrested last Thursday, May 20, 2010, for assaulting an Elvis impersonator. Though Gonzales wore a ski mask, the victim was able to see the distinctive tattoo clearly through the mouth opening.